This site is not for people who:

1. ‣argue with me when I tell them their 65 word tagline is too long for their business card;
   

2. ‣think that $50 an hour is too much to pay anyone for custom design;
   

3. ‣want me to make their logo bigger;
   

4. ‣say, “I don’t know. It just needs to pop more;”
   

5. ‣refuse to pay 50% upfront;
   

6. ‣don’t understand I have a full-time job and require sleep at least every 24 hours;
   

7. ‣leave 18 minute voicemails and then recap the entire thing when I call them back;
   

8. ‣own Publisher, Pages or “Adobe” and now truly believe they are a designer;
   

9. ‣want to scrap an entire design simply because their girlfriend didn’t like it.